一个软件工程师的成长

一般来说, 一个软件工程师将按如下几个阶段成长下去:

*****高中时代*****

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

*****大学新生*****

program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.

*****高年级学生*****
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

*****新来的程序员*****
#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i = 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
}
else
{
print ($msg);
}
1;

*****中级HACKER*****
#include
#define S "Hello, World\n"

main()
{exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

*****老练的HACKER*****

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out

*****魔法HACKER*****
% cat
Hello, world.
^D

*****项目组长*****
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

*****部门经理*****
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D

*****总经理*****
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

*****(跨国企业)首席行政长官*****
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% 他妈的!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout




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