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更多 发布于:2001-08-28 15:55
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Tommy: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher: Did you see God?
Tommy: No.

Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God
because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some
questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl
asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.

Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
Tommy: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time)

Little girl: Did you see the sky?
Tommy: Yessssss

Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes

Little girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No

Little girl: Does that mean she doesn't have one?
早就习惯一个人。少人关心,少人问。 因为我的丑惊动了党中央。
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