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更多 发布于:2002-10-31 15:30
话说一对夫妇去打高尔夫球,结果不小心把球打歪了, 正好打到某房子的玻璃,夫妇俩很不好意思, 想说过去陪罪,结果从门里出来一位英俊的阿拉伯青年, 这位青年还没等夫妇开口便抢先说,谢谢你们打破玻璃也刚好打破囚禁我的神灯, 我是一位被封闭的灯神,我给你们3个愿望,夫妇听了欣喜若狂, 赶忙许个愿望,他们说希望能成为高尔夫高手,只看那青年念了一段咒语, 便告诉他们,你们现在是高尔夫的高手了,夫妇很高兴, 又许了愿望希望能成为有钱人, 青年说没问题,念了一段咒语后就说, 在你们有生之年每个月会多出50万美元,于是乎夫妇要第叁个愿望时。 青年却说,ㄜ。。我被封印在灯里面长达500多年, 已经忘了鱼水之欢的感觉,希望你们能先帮我,夫妇想了一下, 觉得这不忍拒绝,于是先叫老婆和青年缠绵一番, 经过一夜缠绵,青年问那老婆今年几岁,那老婆说29了,青年说你今年都29了还相信有灯神呀?!
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发布于:2002-10-31 15:55
Re:????????????
:icon_smile:   这个更搞笑,实在是太牛*了
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发布于:2002-10-31 16:00
Re:????????????
哪儿找这么多笑话,服了YOU
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发布于:2002-10-31 18:47
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呵呵......还有吗???
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