A Jok: "A Kiss"

A "KISS"

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

　

看斑竹可怜
虽然看不懂
友情up一下

burning rain,
is it hard to understand??

come more,
get more emotion on it...

WELCOME!! -------------------- I need the yellow brick road to the Wizard of Oz.

:icon_smile_dead::icon_smile_dead::icon_smile_dead::icon_smile_dead::icon_smile_dead::icon_smile_dead:
kan jian ying yu zi mu jiu tou tong jiu suan mian qian kan de dong ye kan bu xia qu

this is hard than english,:icon_smile_sleepy::icon_smile_tongue:

i don't undstand this story too~~~:icon_smile_dissapprove::icon_smile_blackeye:
please,translate ~~~~or to put into simpler terms; explain or interpret.ok? thinks! --------------------        
 
             ~~~我是高级动物~~~

come on! I'll stand up for you!





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i love a girl and her name is anna，
so, my name is love anna!

come on! I'll stand up for you!





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i love a girl and her name is anna，
so, my name is love anna!

haha  i make a mistake ,now i know~~!
but is it a jok?

hehe~~ --------------------        
 
             ~~~我是高级动物~~~

i don't know what's your means!
can you tell me more clear!
and which department are you in?



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i love a girl and he name is anna,
so, my name is loveanna.

hehe,just so so!
but I think that your pinying wasn't so good!
at least, your cacoepy is obvious!

:wink::wink::wink:

:icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad:in fact  
i understood the meaning the first time
but not very clear

my 帖子 was deleted:icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad:

i won't speak pinyin next time

look ,my poor chinese english

would u please give me a good methord (i am not sure the spell of this word)to improve my english

just pass the bend 4 exam will be ok

dear斑竹
-------------------- 亲爱的爸爸妈妈在等我
等我快回家

:icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad:in fact  
i understood the meaning the first time
but not very clear

my 帖子 was deleted:icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad::icon_smile_sad:

i won't speak pinyin ..

First, don't take CET4 a hard task.
2ed, make full preparation for that.
1.还是要记忆单词。认识就是认识，不认识就看不懂阅读
2.真题还是要做。必要的时间还是要用的。最好是以2个小时做模拟（可以感觉一下），然后进行纠错。可能用时会比较久。我不会分析，所以不知道怎么教别人分析。纠错的时候要详细一点，生词都要查字典哦（艰难而讨厌的工作）
3.没有事做的时候多听一下英语原声带。考试前一个月可以只听真题原声带（可以跟着听一下）。
4.我的四级就是这么过来的，没有别的了。
5.还有时间，自己安排吧。估计能够告定的。加油！！！！
-------------------- I need the yellow brick road to the Wizard of Oz.

ok
i will try my best
thank u very much
when i pass the bend 4 ,i will ask u for dinner



am i right? -------------------- 亲爱的爸爸妈妈在等我
等我快回家

or you can say
“treat me to dinner~”
ha~

thank you firstly~！

or you can say
“treat me to dinner~”
ha~

thank you firstly~！

thank^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^s -------------------- 亲爱的爸爸妈妈在等我
等我快回家

i don't know what's your means!
can you tell me more clear!
and which department are you in?



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i love a girl and he name is anna,
so, my name is loveanna.

nothing

hehe,just so so!
but I think that your pinying wasn't so good!
at least, your cacoepy is obvious! .

i'm the art design ,my english is very pool.but is that important?
what do you mean?
cacoepy??is me ?
maybe your english is very well  .please tell me clealy ok? --------------------        

~~~我是高级动物~~~


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