老外骂人

一个收藏家接待他的外国朋友参观他收藏的古董家具。
这个是唐朝的桃木心桌子。”
“喔，good！”
“这是清朝的桧木椅子。”
“oh，very good！”这是我家珍藏的象牙筷子，真材实料哦！”
老外开始纳闷：怎么中国的东西都带有一个“子”字呢？
刚好，收藏家的太太端了茶过来，老外一眼瞥见他妻子手上带着一只精美的手表，为了表示称赞，他赶紧说：“wow~好漂亮的表子!

 
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life is just one of the games we play
There is no special way,make the best of what's given you.
Everything will comes in time.
I can always find someone to say they sympathize if i wear my heart out on my sleeve.
But,i dont want some pretty face tell me pretty lies.
All i want is someone to believe！