十大有趣商店告示(幽默)

  Top 10 Funny Store Signs  

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

                      十大有趣商店告示

1.消声器商店外：“没有专门的约会，但我们听到你来了。”
2.旅馆外：“请帮助，我们需要富有经验的住旅馆的人。”
3.接待室的桌子上：“每来3个推销员，我们就会开枪进行射击，第2个刚刚离开。”
4.兽医的等候室：“五分钟之内回来，坐下！呆好！”
5.电力公司：“如果你寄来帐单，我们就会变亮，如果你不寄来，你就会变亮。”
6.计算机商店的门上：“外出吃饭。”
7.饭店的橱窗上：“不要饿着站在这儿，快点进来，我们给你吃的。”
8.保龄球场里面：“请安静，我们需要听到大头针在下落。”
9.殡仪馆前的院子里：“小心驾驶，我们会等你的。”
10.法律顾问办公室内：“变老是无法避免的，变聪明是可以选择的。”

* "Out for a quick byte." :     If you go out to lunch, you may put up a sign saying: "Out for a bite" as in you are going to eat something. Since it is a computer store, he makes the joke: "byte" which sounds like "bite".


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