A joke

　　One day,there were three people in a mountian.suddenly,They saw a sheep at the edge of the cliff.They decided to save the sheep.when they did that, a god came out.  
　　The three people were very surprised.The god told to them:“kind men, thank yuou for saving my god.For the repay,I can make yourhope come ture.so,tell me ,what are your hopes?  
　　“gold”they said together.  
　　The dod said:“well,you will jump out of the mountain,and cross your finger on your chest,saying “gold”,“gold”,and then you will get it.”  
　　The friet one jumped out of the mountain,cross his finger,saying “gold”.For a short while,another two people saw a pile of gold behind them.the frist man was in the pile,waving his hand.  
　　They were very glad.So the second one did as the frist one do.he also get the gold,which was more than the frist pile.  
　　The last one couldn’t wait jumping out of the mountain.he said gold gold gold,unlucky,he was hung in a tree .  
　　“shit”he said,and then he fell off the tree.  
　　So there was the third pile of stuff in the moutain,the man was in it.  

I can not understand!
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真的？ [ 2001-11-14 19:01:05 大可 修改 ]

太好了！:D