（转帖）男人身高的标准！(转自情感套餐)

男人的标准身高应该是这样计算的：

当他拥抱自己的女人时，女人的下巴可以微微搁在他的肩膀上。这样他的身高就很标准。

当女人投入他的怀抱里，一张脸刚好贴在他的胸前，听到他的呼吸声。如果女人的身高只能贴着他的横膈膜，这个男人的身高就不合标准。

当女人痛恨他，想掴他一巴掌时，手不用举得太高，以致那一巴掌不够重。

当女人用膝盖撞他时，能够撞到他的肚和腰，而不是要害。随时被女人撞中要害的男人，一定是本身身高不合标准。

他的高度，刚好要令女人微微抬头仰望他，而不会看到他头顶的白发或秃头。

当他蹲下来的时候，刚好可以让女人踏在他的肩膊上，攀过一堵墙。

当女人受到伤害，需要保护时，男人忽尔变得很高大，能够给她安全感，能够站在她前面保护她。如果无法在女人最需要他的时候变得高大，这种男人就太矮了。

有了孩子之后，男人忽尔变得很矮小，跟孩子的高度一样，和他一起在地上爬行。为了家人的幸福，他可以缩小自己。

忘记那些数字吧，男人亦刚亦柔、“可大可小”，也应该能高能矮，这才叫做标准……



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You can say all things must end
You can smile and even preten
And you can turn and walk away so easily
But you can't say,you don't love my anymore

You can dream of what might have been
You can make your plans to find somebody else
But I can't believe you can carry on
We know what should be said

You can say,"I'm right you're wrong"
You can make your plans to find somebody else
But I can't belive you can carry on
We know what should be said
But you can't find the words
Instead you say

All things must end
You can smile and even pretend
And you can turn and say you're leaving me for good
But you can't say,you don't love me anymore

And you can turn and say you're leaving me for good
But you can't say,you don't love me
First just say,you don't love me anymore
[ 2002-12-01 18:20:27 蓝色吸管 修改 ]