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大便辞典[灌水]

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更多 发布于：2003-05-22 15:57
> ◆疲倦：大便时不知不觉就睡着了。
> ◆值得：在旅游景点的公厕大便时花了五毛钱。
> ◆节水：在树林里大便。
> ◆罗嗦：拉完了站起来，站起来又想拉。
> ◆余威：你从卫生间出来后，八小时内无人敢再进。
> ◆结巴：拉兔子屎。
> ◆爽快：一锤定音。
> ◆细心：冲水之前先用棍子敲碎。
> ◆怯场：比赛之前总想去大便。
> ◆分享：开着门大便。
> ◆狂喜：便秘持续四天之后一泻为快的感受。
> ◆灵巧：能及时避开马桶里溅起来的水。
> ◆卖力：青筋暴露，双颊发紫，全身发抖。
> ◆闹鬼：感觉拉出来了，卫生纸上分明还有痕迹，但马桶里却什么也看不见。
> ◆精明：从不占用下班时间大便。
> ◆习惯：每天都很准点，到时间必须大便。
> ◆飘忽：拉不出来，但又总觉得有。
> ◆幸运：马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。
> ◆不幸：裤子脱下来之前已经结束。
> ◆干净：不管怎么擦，卫生纸上都留不下东西。
> ◆卖弄：冲水之前一定要让大家去参观。
> ◆幽灵：马桶里有大便，但谁也没去过卫生间
> ◆勇气：闹肚子的时候尝试着放屁。
> ◆淘气：一边大便一边画海螺。
> ◆风险：第一次冲水，马桶装满，还冲不冲第二次？
> ◆虚伪：好像是在大便，实际上连屁也没放一个。
> ◆远见：吃完泻药后立刻备足卷纸坐到马桶上。
> ◆着急：一家三口全闹肚子，但卫生间只有一个。
> ◆顽固：老是浮在水面上，怎么冲都冲不走。
> ◆突然：在没有任何心理准备的情况下大便，如：放屁时，做直肠检查时，与爱侣亲
> 热时……
> ◆浪漫：没有音乐和咖啡就无法大便。
> ◆直率：从大便能看出昨天吃的是什么。
> ◆排场：每次大便之前必先放三个响屁。
> ◆自卑：擦了整整一卷纸，但还是觉得没擦干净
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发布于：2003-05-22 21:21
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发布于：2003-05-22 20:57
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