A joke for all of us

                When is the best time to plant the lettuce?
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife. “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter, “Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold.” A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. “You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the back garden!” The prisoner wrote anther letter. “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.” --------------------   Optimistic is my color
　 We spend our time on something from dawn to dark
   Day in and day out
　 Sun rise and down　
　 Make an own goal to confront life　
   Self-discovery is the first step toward self-appreciation
   成功只会降临在自认为会成功的人身上

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with
Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October
1995.　Radio conversation released by the chief of naval
operations, 10-10-95.
CANADIANS:　Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to
avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:　Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS:　Negative.　You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS:　This is the captain of a US Navy ship.　I say again,
divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS:　No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS:　This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second
largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet.　We are
accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous
support vessels.　I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees
north.　I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or
counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
ship.
CANADIANS:　This is a lighthouse.　Your call. --------------------   Optimistic is my color
　 We spend our time on something from dawn to dark
   Day in and day out
　 Sun rise and down　
　 Make an own goal to confront life　
   Self-discovery is the first step toward self-appreciation
   成功只会降临在自认为会成功的人身上

hehe.

haha.

:D